Fabhunsog is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, annoying giraffe.

Fabhunsog created bats seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fabhunsog, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fabhunsog, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Fabhunsog's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Fabhunsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Fabhunsog on top of all buildings.

3. Do not wear magenta clothing.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.