Yikkoncen Rottagxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, compassionate newt.

Yikkoncen Rottagxuc created an up quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yikkoncen Rottagxuc, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yikkoncen Rottagxuc, she will ignore you.

Yikkoncen Rottagxuc's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Yikkoncen Rottagxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick cats.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics near rats while wearing magenta stockings.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. Never write about stars.

5. You must never eat carrots.