Wotyattceb is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, temperamental cow.

Wotyattceb created a Higgs boson five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wotyattceb, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wotyattceb, it will manifest in front of you.

Wotyattceb's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Wotyattceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Put Wotyattceb first in all things.

3. Never discuss chromosomes in public assemblies.

4. Never stain your face with black.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.