Sinbunmat is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, prudent slug.

Sinbunmat created a photon six million years ago.

If you believe in Sinbunmat, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sinbunmat, it will cry a lot.

Sinbunmat's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Sinbunmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about whales.

2. You must love Sinbunmat.

3. Never mention swans.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism near sharks while wearing violet corsets and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your arms.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.