Ponpopfed is a god.

She takes the form of a large, staggering wasp.

Ponpopfed created viruses three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponpopfed, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ponpopfed, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Ponpopfed's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Ponpopfed's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Never go into mauve rooms.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.