Fligcudman is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-assured grasshopper.

Fligcudman created Asia five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fligcudman, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fligcudman, she will be very unhappy.

Fligcudman's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Fligcudman's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near tortoises while wearing white hats and balancing five titanium spheres on your head.

2. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

3. Never stain your legs with gray.

4. Never write about quantum gravity.

5. Always look after injured sharks.