Nillwikflab is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, pitiless badger.

Nillwikflab created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillwikflab, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nillwikflab, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Nillwikflab's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Nillwikflab's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not kill ants.

5. Never mention cats.