Himgetrip is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, effective otter.

Himgetrip created the Virgo Supercluster two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himgetrip, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Himgetrip, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Himgetrip's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Himgetrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple jumpers.

2. Erect three tin sculptures of Himgetrip on top of important buildings.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always help whales.

5. Never eat coconuts.