Rutvonkcuss is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, clever dragonfly.

Rutvonkcuss created the Sol system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutvonkcuss, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rutvonkcuss, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Rutvonkcuss' most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Rutvonkcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never gather four aardvarks near walls.

2. Always remove rings before touching tin.

3. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not laugh at mountains.

5. Never feed apples to manatees while wearing red corsets.