Bosshimcap is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, uncaring dragonfly.

Bosshimcap created the planet Earth three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bosshimcap, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bosshimcap, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bosshimcap's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Bosshimcap's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Run away from magenta capybaras, for they are unholy.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Bosshimcap.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Never look in ponds.