Bonkfossbugmaddancudmit is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, sapient
dryad.
Bonkfossbugmaddancudmit created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bonkfossbugmaddancudmit, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Bonkfossbugmaddancudmit, it will destroy your favourite star.
Bonkfossbugmaddancudmit's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.
Bonkfossbugmaddancudmit's Holy Commandments1. Do not sit in public.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Erect eight silver sculptures of Bonkfossbugmaddancudmit on top of important buildings.
5. Never feed nuts to pigs while wearing orange kilts.