Bonkfossbugmaddancudmit is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, sapient dryad.

Bonkfossbugmaddancudmit created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkfossbugmaddancudmit, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bonkfossbugmaddancudmit, it will destroy your favourite star.

Bonkfossbugmaddancudmit's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Bonkfossbugmaddancudmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Erect eight silver sculptures of Bonkfossbugmaddancudmit on top of important buildings.

5. Never feed nuts to pigs while wearing orange kilts.