Yoklengum is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, ruthless mouse.

Yoklengum created a strange quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yoklengum, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yoklengum, she will strike you with lightening.

Yoklengum's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Yoklengum's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Yoklengum in the centre of the settlement.

4. Put Yoklengum first in all things.

5. Never eat green fruit.