Nillxuckvabdapril is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, bad-tempered swan.

Nillxuckvabdapril created the cosmos eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillxuckvabdapril, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nillxuckvabdapril, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Nillxuckvabdapril's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Nillxuckvabdapril's Holy Commandments

1. Nillxuckvabdapril loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

2. Never think ill of sick swans.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. You must love Nillxuckvabdapril.