Citfarran is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, clever camel.

Citfarran created the Cigar Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Citfarran, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Citfarran, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Citfarran's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Citfarran's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed grapes to geese while wearing orange kilts.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not eat turnips.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.