Fabrillik is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, astonishing salamander.

Fabrillik created Africa six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabrillik, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fabrillik, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fabrillik's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Fabrillik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always obey Fabrillik's priests.