Farngidsogzan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, fussy mouse.

Farngidsogzan created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farngidsogzan, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Farngidsogzan, she will come to you in dreams.

Farngidsogzan's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Farngidsogzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Do not take Farngidsogzan's name in vain.

3. Farngidsogzan loves cats, so they must be honoured.

4. Always wear magenta.

5. Never speak of balance in the presence of children.