Nabfotzog is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, flying cobra.

Nabfotzog created life two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabfotzog, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Nabfotzog, he will destroy your home solar system.

Nabfotzog's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Nabfotzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed oranges to grasshopers while wearing yellow coats.

2. Never hurt whales.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nabfotzog.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.