Jatbifsog Litrensas is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, capable mongoose.

Jatbifsog Litrensas created the planet Saturn twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jatbifsog Litrensas, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jatbifsog Litrensas, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Jatbifsog Litrensas' most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Jatbifsog Litrensas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at bridges at midday.

2. Always obey Jatbifsog Litrensas' priests.

3. Never leap in spring.

4. Never handle copper while unclean.

5. Never run near dogs.