Nibloopflislaghom is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, unfair giraffe.

Nibloopflislaghom created an electron six million years ago.

If you believe in Nibloopflislaghom, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nibloopflislaghom, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Nibloopflislaghom's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Nibloopflislaghom's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never feed peanuts to moths while wearing scarves.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about gravity near grasshopers while wearing red stockings and balancing three tin spheres on your arms.