Yamkapril is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, pitiless human.

Yamkapril created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamkapril, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Yamkapril, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Yamkapril's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Yamkapril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Put Yamkapril first in all things.

4. Never hop in the presence of voles.

5. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.