Midguddut is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, emotional donkey.

Midguddut created dark energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Midguddut, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Midguddut, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Midguddut's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Midguddut's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed coconuts to seals while wearing brown ear rings.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always look after injured whales.

4. Do not speak about peas.

5. Never discuss enzymes in public assemblies.