Narbetfas Panvinquill is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, unselfish turtle.

Narbetfas Panvinquill created the planet Jupiter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narbetfas Panvinquill, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Narbetfas Panvinquill, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Narbetfas Panvinquill's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Narbetfas Panvinquill's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Narbetfas Panvinquill loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

3. Never write about optics.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Never paint your legs cyan.