Nillstragcem is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, omnipotent human.

Nillstragcem created an up quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillstragcem, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nillstragcem, he will ignore you.

Nillstragcem's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Nillstragcem's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near pigs while wearing gray shirts and balancing four aluminium spheres on your legs.

2. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

3. Always treat snakes with great respect.

4. Erect a giant black sculpture of Nillstragcem in the centre of the settlement.

5. Erect nine lead sculptures of Nillstragcem on top of important buildings.