Zakbommot Cinsisdot is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, intelligent capybara.

Zakbommot Cinsisdot created a quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Zakbommot Cinsisdot, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Zakbommot Cinsisdot, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Zakbommot Cinsisdot's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Zakbommot Cinsisdot's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Zakbommot Cinsisdot.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

3. Do not drink water in green rooms.

4. Never write about electromagnetism.

5. You must pray to Zakbommot Cinsisdot three times a day.