Figcedbog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, unsympathetic raccoon.

Figcedbog created a photon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Figcedbog, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Figcedbog, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Figcedbog's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Figcedbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. You must love Figcedbog.

4. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.