Nanpommab is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, witless troll.

Nanpommab created Mount Everest four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nanpommab, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nanpommab, he will laugh at you.

Nanpommab's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Nanpommab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Do not take Nanpommab's name in vain.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Run away from pink voles, for they are unholy.

5. Do not cook food in pots.