Rapfebget is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, kind gorilla.

Rapfebget created the Small Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rapfebget, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rapfebget, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Rapfebget's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Rapfebget's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Never hurt hamsters.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Rapfebget on top of all buildings.

5. Always wear red.