Kipshavbot is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, quiet whale.

Kipshavbot created the world two years ago.

If you believe in Kipshavbot, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kipshavbot, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Kipshavbot's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Kipshavbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. You must pray to Kipshavbot five times a day.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.