Jarndobdut is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-powerful bat.

Jarndobdut created dark energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Jarndobdut, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jarndobdut, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Jarndobdut's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Jarndobdut's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jarndobdut.

4. Put Jarndobdut first in all things.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.