Laklen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, grumpy fox.

Laklen created an electron three million years ago.

If you believe in Laklen, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Laklen, it will turn you into a plant.

Laklen's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Laklen's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near doves.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not kill sheep.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Laklen on top of all buildings.