Gigcenzod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, selfish rat.

Gigcenzod created a bottom quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigcenzod, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gigcenzod, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Gigcenzod's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Gigcenzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about eukaryotes.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. You must pray to Gigcenzod four times a day.