Hudyimgum is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, awe-inspiring goat.

Hudyimgum created time and space three million years ago.

If you believe in Hudyimgum, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hudyimgum, he will send you a sign.

Hudyimgum's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Hudyimgum's Holy Commandments

1. Always store parsnips above ground.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never eat green fruit.