Danxuctagtim Tetticedgum Yatquagpoggonpanflat is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, proud cow.

Danxuctagtim Tetticedgum Yatquagpoggonpanflat created the Andromeda Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Danxuctagtim Tetticedgum Yatquagpoggonpanflat, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Danxuctagtim Tetticedgum Yatquagpoggonpanflat, she will laugh at you.

Danxuctagtim Tetticedgum Yatquagpoggonpanflat's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Danxuctagtim Tetticedgum Yatquagpoggonpanflat's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always look after injured seals.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.