Zanartcap is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, sage fish.

Zanartcap created light seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zanartcap, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zanartcap, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Zanartcap's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Zanartcap's Holy Commandments

1. Always share turnips with strangers, but never with cats.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never paint your neck blue.

5. Never look in ponds.