Liphighan is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, fussy lion.

Liphighan created oxygen eight million years ago.

If you believe in Liphighan, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Liphighan, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Liphighan's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Liphighan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics.

2. You must pray to Liphighan three times a day.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.