Nutnullip is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthoughtful hamster.

Nutnullip created a photon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nutnullip, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nutnullip, she will turn you into a tree.

Nutnullip's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Nutnullip's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never write about ribonucleic acid.