Pasgebflat Gonzigban Begbunpin is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, omniscient bat.

Pasgebflat Gonzigban Begbunpin created the universe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pasgebflat Gonzigban Begbunpin, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pasgebflat Gonzigban Begbunpin, it will come to you in dreams.

Pasgebflat Gonzigban Begbunpin's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Pasgebflat Gonzigban Begbunpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume peanuts at dawn.

2. Never laugh in the presence of elders.

3. Never gather three grasshopers in one place.

4. Do not record numbers concerning moons.

5. Never mix aubergines with ash.