Targsugdod is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, vain bat.

Targsugdod created the Milkyway eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Targsugdod, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Targsugdod, she will not care at all.

Targsugdod's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Targsugdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Never sing in the presence of dogs.

3. Always treat sharks with great respect.

4. Retreat if eight badgers approach from the south.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.