Bopsisfub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, all-powerful meerkat.

Bopsisfub created humanity two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopsisfub, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bopsisfub, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bopsisfub's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Bopsisfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Bopsisfub in the centre of the settlement.