Nulsignarl is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, merciful whale.

Nulsignarl created the planet Venus five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nulsignarl, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nulsignarl, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Nulsignarl's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Nulsignarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured capybaras.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

5. Never talk about archaea.