Gignurrap is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, strong crocodile.

Gignurrap created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gignurrap, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gignurrap, he will destroy your favourite star.

Gignurrap's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Gignurrap's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gignurrap.

2. Do not speak of electromagnetism near sacred fires.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never sprint in the presence of elders.

5. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.