Rillmittar is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, egotistical wyvern.

Rillmittar created a top quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillmittar, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rillmittar, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Rillmittar's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Rillmittar's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Rillmittar eight times a day.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never run in the presence of dolphins.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.