Bonkhatrip is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witty hummingbird.

Bonkhatrip created the planet Venus eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkhatrip, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bonkhatrip, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bonkhatrip's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Bonkhatrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Shun those given to greed.

3. Never allow horses to witness sacred rites.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bonkhatrip.