Cimafhom is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, irritating armadillo.

Cimafhom created bats three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cimafhom, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cimafhom, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cimafhom's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Cimafhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of elders.

2. Always wear fawn.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not speak of dark energy near sacred fires.

5. Never curse while facing east.