Wanjignarl is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, amazing wyvern.

Wanjignarl created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanjignarl, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wanjignarl, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Wanjignarl's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Wanjignarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six turtles in a large pit.

2. Retreat if nine tortoises approach from the north.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Never write about eukaryotes.

5. Never play with disobedient children.
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