Hannakgum is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, contented fly.

Hannakgum created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hannakgum, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hannakgum, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Hannakgum's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Hannakgum's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

2. Feed all hungry foxes.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. You must never eat oranges.