Wegpigstipominstignartyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, pitiless wombat.

Wegpigstipominstignartyarp created a strange quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegpigstipominstignartyarp, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wegpigstipominstignartyarp, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Wegpigstipominstignartyarp's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Wegpigstipominstignartyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove shorts before touching titanium.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always help aardvarks in need.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Wegpigstipominstignartyarp.