Gudarnbastrak is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, idiotic hare.

Gudarnbastrak created the Whirlpool Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudarnbastrak, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gudarnbastrak, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gudarnbastrak's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Gudarnbastrak's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Gudarnbastrak in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.
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