Sansawfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, happy squirrel.

Sansawfarn created parasitic wasps three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sansawfarn, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sansawfarn, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sansawfarn's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Sansawfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in spring.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never remain standing at dusk.

4. Always count to eight before sleeping.

5. Always wear brown.