Homfunrip is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, kind sheep.

Homfunrip created time and space four billion years ago.

If you believe in Homfunrip, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Homfunrip, he will remove you from existence.

Homfunrip's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Homfunrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lemons.

2. You must pray to Homfunrip nine times a day.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Homfunrip.

4. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.