Pin is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, grumpy cat.

Pin created the planet Earth four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pin, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pin, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Pin's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Pin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

4. Never run in the presence of elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.