Tipmismon is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, cheerful dragon.

Tipmismon created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Tipmismon, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tipmismon, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Tipmismon's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Tipmismon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at wells at midday.

2. Tipmismon loves sheep, so they must be respected.

3. Never think ill of sick otters.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never write about comets.