Gidjap is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, charitable skunk.

Gidjap created the planet Jupiter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidjap, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Gidjap, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Gidjap's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Gidjap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never hurt porpoises.

4. You must pray to Gidjap four times a day.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.