Gidjap is a god.
He takes the form of a slim, charitable
skunk.
Gidjap created the planet Jupiter two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Gidjap, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Gidjap, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.
Gidjap's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.
Gidjap's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.
2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Never hurt porpoises.
4. You must pray to Gidjap four times a day.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.