Tofvonkrat is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, conceited squirrel.

Tofvonkrat created light three million years ago.

If you believe in Tofvonkrat, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tofvonkrat, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Tofvonkrat's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Tofvonkrat's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never skip in the presence of hamsters.

3. Always help aardvarks in need.

4. Always look after injured rats.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.