Nabcudstragbud is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, flying hedgehog.

Nabcudstragbud created humankind eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nabcudstragbud, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nabcudstragbud, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Nabcudstragbud's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Nabcudstragbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach crossroads carrying clay.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Heed all visions.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.