Weglagwat is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, omnipotent beaver.

Weglagwat created a strange quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weglagwat, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Weglagwat, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Weglagwat's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Weglagwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never whisper while facing north.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.