Dinnandot Vonfitxuchennan is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, uncaring wombat.

Dinnandot Vonfitxuchennan created snails twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dinnandot Vonfitxuchennan, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dinnandot Vonfitxuchennan, he will jump up and down on your head.

Dinnandot Vonfitxuchennan's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Dinnandot Vonfitxuchennan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Always help sick mice.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dinnandot Vonfitxuchennan.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Respect your elders.