Gabsabfed is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, charitable warg.

Gabsabfed created a photon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gabsabfed, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gabsabfed, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gabsabfed's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Gabsabfed's Holy Commandments

1. Gabsabfed loves whales, so they must be respected.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

3. Never cross rivers at midday.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.