Nadcebjan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, prudent slug.

Nadcebjan created the planet Mars four years ago.

If you believe in Nadcebjan, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nadcebjan, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Nadcebjan's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Nadcebjan's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Feed all hungry shrews.

4. Put Nadcebjan first in all things.

5. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.