Nutzagnat is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, resourceful newt.

Nutzagnat created a photon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nutzagnat, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nutzagnat, she will turn you into a hamster.

Nutzagnat's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Nutzagnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Learn seven new languages a year.

4. Never speak of order in the presence of elders.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near whales while wearing gray shoes.