Vegrilnak is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, staggering manatee.

Vegrilnak created the planet Venus seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegrilnak, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vegrilnak, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Vegrilnak's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Vegrilnak's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

5. Do not dye your hair mauve.