Zagfligton is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, resourceful squirrel.

Zagfligton created the Black Eye Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Zagfligton, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Zagfligton, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Zagfligton's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Zagfligton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Hide from green swans for they are unholy.

3. Never think ill of sick geese.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.