Gepingnab is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, calm bird.

Gepingnab created time and space three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepingnab, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gepingnab, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gepingnab's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Gepingnab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of fluid mechanics near sacred fires.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Never allow foxes to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Never speak aloud of secrets.

5. Respect your elders.