Sakhenkin is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, sapient aardvark.

Sakhenkin created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sakhenkin, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sakhenkin, it will destroy your home solar system.

Sakhenkin's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Sakhenkin's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Pray only in shadows.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.