Nuttkonvig is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, impressive lizard.

Nuttkonvig created the planet Mars eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttkonvig, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nuttkonvig, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nuttkonvig's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Nuttkonvig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six ducks approach from the south.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Always help monkeys.

4. Never sing near cats.

5. Always help sick sharks.