Nilbidcep is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, tranquil swan.

Nilbidcep created a quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Nilbidcep, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nilbidcep, she will not care.

Nilbidcep's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Nilbidcep's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near goats while wearing red skirts and balancing six aluminium spheres on your chest.

2. Never chant in the presence of elders.

3. Always help sick grasshopers.

4. Never pray while filled with joy.

5. Never cross forests at dawn.