Funbabpad is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, capable lobster.

Funbabpad created humankind four years ago.

If you believe in Funbabpad, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Funbabpad, she will refuse to believe in you.

Funbabpad's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Funbabpad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six tin sculptures of Funbabpad on top of important buildings.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never mention grasshopers.

4. Put Funbabpad first in all things.

5. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Funbabpad in the centre of the settlement.