Ganbabhon is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, irritating slug.

Ganbabhon created the planet Jupiter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ganbabhon, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ganbabhon, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Ganbabhon's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Ganbabhon's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not eat coconuts.

3. Run away if six voles approach from the north.

4. Never feed gooseberries to capybaras while wearing gray dresses.

5. Never eat bread.