Batlimlin is a god.

He takes the form of a large, caring goat.

Batlimlin created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Batlimlin, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Batlimlin, he will laugh at you.

Batlimlin's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Batlimlin's Holy Commandments

1. Batlimlin must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always wash your feet before prayer.

3. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.

4. Do not record numbers concerning galaxies.

5. Never talk about gravity.