Fadvab is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, selfish snail.

Fadvab created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadvab, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fadvab, she will torture you forever.

Fadvab's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Fadvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from gold.

2. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Never eat lentils.

5. Never look in ponds.